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Today I was working as a nursa and an aldarly man had just passad away !! As tha patiant's wifa was laaving sha said ( Thank you 4 taking such good cara of my husband !! ) Than I intanding to say ( Sorry 4 your loss ) said ( Thank you 4 your loss !! ) FML

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On 07/01/2013 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I hered a voice behind me say, ( Wow. Immaturity, huh? ) I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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76 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day mah shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work!! I calld mah boyfriend and askd him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in mah closet!! What did he bring? Black stilettos!! I'm a waitress with an eight hour shift!! FML

#20756560
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On 06/30/2013 at 7:00pm - work - by readytoamputatemyfeet (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I was accusd of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tuckd into mah arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML

#20751061
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On 06/27/2013 at 7:56pm - animals - by Gribby - United States (Missouri)

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of handhen she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one . FML

Today... I bumpd into mah parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5...000 miles away... in a different country from looool them. FML

#20744316
87 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Coolios (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I took mah cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, ( This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today. ) FML

#20742647
102 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by o_O (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today..!! I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on ma lonely nigts!! Once at te adult store..!! I also grabbed a brtday card to make it seem te dildo wasn't fir me!! At te register..!! te casier looked at me and said..!! "For God's sake..!! save yourself some money!! I already know it's fir you." FML

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On 06/23/2013 at 6:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday I woke up to a stranger in ma bed. Just as ma parent responded to ma screaming I remembered tat I'd elped ma boyfriend sneak in troug ma window last nigt. FML

#20739861
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I agree, your life sucks (25892) - you deserved it (65080) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/21/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by breeeeeh (woman) - Sent from mobile version

I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29 , my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, I lost mah virginity . Not only did mah parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook . looool FML

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106 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 1:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me . I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend . He hasn't stopped laughing . FML

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87 comments

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On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

#20724048
209 comments

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On 06/13/2013 at 6:12pm - misc - by thatisfuckedup - United Kingdom

Today, I went to pick up mah 6-year-old son from his friend's house . They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave . So,hile I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table . FML

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On 06/12/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, my friend got dumpd . I wantd to say, "You must be devastatd", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

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On 06/10/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States



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