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Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8677) - you deserved it (116405)

On 10/28/2009 at 10:54pm - health - by mintyfresh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30736) - you deserved it (4189)

On 10/28/2009 at 9:09pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was on the job as an ambulance driver, I got a call about a man who claimed he'd had a heart attack. When I got to the house, it turned out the man was fine. I did however manage to hit a dog on the way there in fear of the man dying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39596) - you deserved it (5255)

On 09/12/2009 at 2:35pm - animals - by ambulancedriver (man) - Poland (Warszawa)



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