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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML


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On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML


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On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML


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On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML


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On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML


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On 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Addison - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML


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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML


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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML


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On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

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