Paradoxxxx

Search for a member

Offline (the 11/21/2014 at 2:53am)

Paradoxxxx

3Fucked!

Paradoxxxx
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 870
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Paradoxxxx : Hiya

Paradoxxxx's page activity

Visits<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 3:37pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 9:10pm<b>ElMungia</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:05am<b>CinematicKid</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 5:15pm<b>Likunchik</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 5:42pm<b>fuzzypanda321</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 12:40am<b>TheCitizens96</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 4:37pm<b>BakenWake420</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 10:52pm<b>baileybean654</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 2:11pm<b>jp_cardenass</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 9:27pm<b>cohnsonj</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 4:59am<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 3:42am<b>julaylay99</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 5:19pm<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 3:34pm<b>MichellinMan</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 2:53pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 3:33am<b>odod777</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 3:27am<b>paramor3</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 4:54pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 3:11am<b>Likunchik</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 11:48pm<b>TheCitizens96</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 7:20am

Paradoxxxx's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of Paradoxxxx's badges

Paradoxxxx's favorite FMLs

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

by tlm84 / 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

by creepyyy / 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

by ouch / 03/02/2014 at 3:44am / United States (Iowa) / Love

Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2013 at 5:22am / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

by for fuck sake dad / 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm / Ireland (Limerick) / Love

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

by L / 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy

Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML

by Addison / 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML

by WTF? / 04/19/2012 at 8:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

by huwauw / 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

by fartwoman / 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

by life sucks / 05/20/2010 at 1:12am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I was helping a friend redecorate. She had put up some shelving, that we presumed was stable. It broke, and all the expensive vases and collectables fell to the floor. On instinct, I leapt forward to catch the closest thing. It was not the expensive vase. It was a cactus. FML

by TheSublime / 10/21/2009 at 9:54am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

by keeks_25 / 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

by iliketurtles / 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous