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Paperclypse13
  • Town/Country : Gilbertown, United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 73
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Paperclypse13 : The unfinished book entitled my life is thus far filled with trials and rewards, love and heartache, sadness and laughter, and great friends that make the journey worthwhile.

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Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and extolled the virtues of a "full blown sexual relationship with oneself", advising my teenage sister to "only include the men when they behave." FML

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64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22060) - you deserved it (1733)

On 02/18/2013 at 3:24am - intimacy - by buxton1 - United States (California)

Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25881) - you deserved it (10107) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/18/2013 at 6:39am - animals - by dormeur - Sent from mobile version

Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18061) - you deserved it (2085) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/22/2012 at 5:57am - animals - by tal - France

Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29528) - you deserved it (2910) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/02/2012 at 9:00am - love - by opinaise - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I was walking with the dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling another friend came by, and we went talking for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone in the water instead of his stick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10879) - you deserved it (26784)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:27am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)



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