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About Paperclypse13 : The unfinished book entitled my life is thus far filled with trials and rewards, love and heartache, sadness and laughter, and great friends that make the journey worthwhile.

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Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and extolled the virtues of a "full blown sexual relationship with oneself", advising my teenage sister to "only include the men when they behave." FML


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On 02/18/2013 at 3:24am - intimacy - by buxton1 - United States (California)

Today, I was walking with the dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling another friend came by, and we went talking for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone in the water instead of his stick. FML


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