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About PapaSmash : First Papa Smash is my gamer name!
Anyways... I'm Korean and Hawaiian! I was adopted at the age of 10 from an orphange in Seoul, South Korea! I love video games, metal/dubstep, as well as playing piano and singing (screamo and most music I can sing). I've taken 10 years of singing classes and plan to go to college for Culinary! If you want to chat just message me :3 I don't bite too hard!
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Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing hysterically, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML
Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML
Friday 18 July 2014