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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 91
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About PapaSmash : First Papa Smash is my gamer name!

Anyways... I'm Korean and Hawaiian! I was adopted at the age of 10 from an orphange in Seoul, South Korea! I love video games, metal/dubstep, as well as playing piano and singing (screamo and most music I can sing). I've taken 10 years of singing classes and plan to go to college for Culinary! If you want to chat just message me :3 I don't bite too hard!

Snapchat: ZebbyBaby!
Kik: ZebbyBaby

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PapaSmash's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing hysterically, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML


I agree, your life sucks (45552) - you deserved it (7918)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML


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On 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by AGB10 - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML


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On 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm - love - by forever alone - United States (New York)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

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