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PapaSmash

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PapaSmash

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 190
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About PapaSmash : First Papa Smash is my gamer name!

Anyways... I'm Korean and Hawaiian! I was adopted at the age of 10 from an orphange in Seoul, South Korea! I love video games, metal/dubstep, as well as playing piano and singing (screamo and most music I can sing). I've taken 10 years of singing classes and plan to go to college for Culinary! If you want to chat just message me :3 I don't bite too hard!

Snapchat: ZebbyBaby!
Kik: ZebbyBaby

PapaSmash's page activity

Visits<b>LittleRed79</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 11:07pm<b>ksadhera</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 11:44pm<b>paramor3</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 4:04pm<b>leeebeeeee18</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 2:40am<b>1tsmenoah</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 11:30pm<b>daffyduck211</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 4:24am<b>alicealiveordead</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 8:20am<b>dozermila</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 5:07am<b>BrookieAnn</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 11:00pm<b>daniellemshine</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 3:28pm<b>Infamous278</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 12:10am<b>Wolverine33</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 3:15pm<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 7:09pm<b>kissingcars</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 12:20pm<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 10:19am<b>Food2Abs</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 12:43am<b>the_Jessicaaa</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 11:11pm<b>Taytochill23</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 6:56pm

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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PapaSmash's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

#21190484
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46141) - you deserved it (8324)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML

#21185382
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (23732)

On 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by AGB10 - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

#21180967
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51844) - you deserved it (6945)

On 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm - love - by forever alone - United States (New York)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML

#21179364
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44831) - you deserved it (7062)

On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -



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