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Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to "Get a life. Or better pickup lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29999) - you deserved it (3764)

On 03/18/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by fuck (man) - Netherlands

Today, while cleaning tables at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37722) - you deserved it (2722)

On 09/27/2013 at 2:04am - work - by pancakessdsjsn - United States (California)

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

#20702631
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54753) - you deserved it (6990)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by my_only_friend (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Child Protective Services came to my house, because my 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt weird. FML

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136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31370) - you deserved it (2371)

On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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