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Pandaburr1

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Pandaburr1

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 569
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Pandaburr1 : Here's the deal... I love to be active, I snowboard, ride motorcycle, play pool, pretty much anything under the sun.. if you message me saying "Hey cutie" you WON'T be blocked or denied so feel free to try it.

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Pandaburr1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

#21245090
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38481) - you deserved it (14861)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

#21236025
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41303) - you deserved it (8872)

On 08/12/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by facefuckedguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

#21202372
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41619) - you deserved it (3006)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:26am - work - by MaddyN - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

#20485916
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12161) - you deserved it (55629)

On 01/30/2013 at 5:13am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7411) - you deserved it (32580)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

#12604182
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10760) - you deserved it (58802)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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