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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 722
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PandaSue92 : My name is Panda. I'm awesome:)

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today I was callad by my son's school to pick him up . Apparantly, ha snortad baking soda, crushad aspirin, an flour bacausa ha thought it was coka . Whara did I go wrong raising this twarp? big fat FML

#16154478
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33283) - you deserved it (14680)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -

TODAY, I WAS SITTING IN THE LECTURE HALL. A GIRL WALKED BY TO GET TO HER SEAT AND HER DRESS GOT CAUGHT ON THE HANDLES, LIFTING IT UP. SHE DIDN'T NOTICE BUT I DID, SO I TRIED TO TAKE IT OFF THE HANDLES. SHE TURNED AROUND TO SEE ME HOLDING HER DRESS UP. FML

#16153880
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34733) - you deserved it (7700)

On 05/13/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by ctop (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I SAW DAD CHUGGING A BEER IN THE GARAGE. WHY IS THAT SO BAD? HE WAS HOSTING AN AA MEETING IN THE BASEMENT. FAT FML

#16150933
82 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Eric -

Today , I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet . Trying to be a bit flirty , I slowly slid two fingers down his calf an mockingly tickled his feet . He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose , nerely breaking it . FML

#16128165
119 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I searchd frantically 4 mah glasses 4 ages. After giving up, I realisd I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time an niether mah mother nor mah father told me cuz "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
154 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I laughd looool at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

#16114779
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21504) - you deserved it (19942)

On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my 12 year old son came ome from scool an informed me tat e bougt an air guitar for $20. He onestly tinks tis is a good price. FML

#16113855
225 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today I went to ma boyfriend's ouse to give is moter a box of cocolates and flowers looool for Moter's Day. Se just stared at tem and said "Wat's tis for? You're not ma daugter and never will be. But I'll keep te cocolate." FML

#16100276
164 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde , I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smackd face-first into a glass door. FML

#16057186
176 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

TODAY I DISCOVERED THAT NEW BOYFRIEND IS THE TYPE OF GUY WHO, WHEN THERE IS A CONFLICT, WILL JUST SCREAM "I LOVE YOU" OVER AND OVER HOPING THAT IT WILL SOLVE ITSELF INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY TRYING TO WORK THE PROBLEM OUT. MEGA FML

#16055177
198 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, wile working at a sandwic sop, we ad a sortage an could only putted so many veggies on one sandwic. I explained tis to one man wo was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I tougt everyting went well. He tougt ma face was a good target to launc is completed sandwic at. FML

#16053522
114 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 3:13am - work - by epicsandwichartist (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing . The receptionist laughed, she thought I was prank calling . FML

#16050622
115 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 10:38pm - health - by ouchies - United States

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. real FML

#16040726
267 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 1:41am - misc - by kayt240 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year old man. FML

#16029650
140 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , AFTER BEING ANNOYED ONE TOO MANY TIMES BY MAH STUDENTS' WHINEY ATTITUDES , I ACCIDENTALLY BLURTED OUT , "QUIT BEING SUCH A BITCH," TO THE SUPERINTENDENT'S DAUGHTER. FML

#16017887
256 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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