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PandaSmile
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7921
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About PandaSmile : I play way too many video games when I should be pretending to be an adult.

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PandaSmile's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8861) - you deserved it (33205)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

#2705
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29696) - you deserved it (6929)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

#2472
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17436) - you deserved it (2401)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by Teen - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48831) - you deserved it (9077)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25977) - you deserved it (5863)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30372) - you deserved it (9149)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23288) - you deserved it (5353)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20848) - you deserved it (2214)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6914) - you deserved it (24348)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22474) - you deserved it (6806)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

#769
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35437) - you deserved it (5631)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

#386
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39457) - you deserved it (9214)

On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23916) - you deserved it (13146)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version



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