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by Hahaha / 01/29/2009 at 10:19am / United States (California) / Love
by bad surprise / 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
by Teen / 01/24/2009 at 6:28pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML
by Noname / 01/19/2009 at 5:26am / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by blegh / 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm / Switzerland (Ticino) / Miscellaneous
by Tom / 01/15/2009 at 10:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by Hth / 01/15/2009 at 6:14am / United States (Delaware) / Love
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
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- Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her… Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard… Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom,…