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About PandaSmile : I play way too many video games when I should be pretending to be an adult.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
Friday 3 July 2015