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PandaChaos
  • Town/Country : Dayton, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 January 2000 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 23
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About PandaChaos : I'm brittish... I moved to Florida from London when I was 11. GOD BLESS YOU

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Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46124) - you deserved it (4542)

On 07/10/2013 at 11:04pm - work - by Anonymous -

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48611) - you deserved it (3681)

On 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)



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