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PandaBurst's favorite FMLs
Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML
by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/09/2013 at 5:30pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous
by goodgrief / 10/30/2013 at 2:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by catfan / 10/30/2013 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Kids
by sober judge / 10/02/2013 at 11:46pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
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