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Today... my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate... but because I was ( stealing her look. ) FML


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On 07/07/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by malicious_melons - United States (California)

Today, I was moving to mah new apartment . I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at mah new place . When I got back, everything was gone . Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need . real FML


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On 07/07/2013 at 2:35am - misc - by lostmystuff (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to mah gyn to seehat a painful lump is under mah armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milkhen I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML


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On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday , I accidentally said , "Bye , love you," to a co-worker as I clockd out. Before I made it home , I had six missd calls an a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML


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On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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