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Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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On 07/07/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by malicious_melons - United States (California)

Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

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On 07/07/2013 at 2:35am - misc - by lostmystuff (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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