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Pancakes017
  • Town/Country : PCB, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pancakes017 : Sometimes I'm funny (No I'm not)

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Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

#20788707
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55464) - you deserved it (18775)

On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML

#20502217
172 comments

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

#20095626
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28736) - you deserved it (4717)

On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

#19261628
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (3030)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

#18932189
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31975) - you deserved it (2491)

On 01/28/2012 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Innocent (man) -

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

#13459715
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32816) - you deserved it (4079)

On 10/15/2010 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

#5522422
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62127) - you deserved it (8389)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

#4448908
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45530) - you deserved it (18352)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Teamarie (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69257) - you deserved it (179856)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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