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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 822
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About PancakeSlap : Hi. I'm Bo, but you can call me Bo. My dogs are my life. I'm missing three fingers. If you find them let me know! Feel free to ask me about it. Message me, or don't. I try to be friendly, and love talking to new people.
Time is killing me while I sleep, and I'm watching it happen in my dreams. There is no evil, just humanity.
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PancakeSlap's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27574) - you deserved it (2264)

On 06/27/2015 at 5:38am - misc - by MovingtoCanada (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19786) - you deserved it (16581)

On 06/23/2015 at 4:00pm - animals - by ej6901 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to a job interview, and my father in law's house. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and noticed my bloody pantyliner had fallen out at one of these places. I don't know which one is worse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23684) - you deserved it (2386)

On 06/20/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by organizse - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML


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On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML


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On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29413) - you deserved it (3952)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, frustrated with my very energetic kids, I told them that if they dug a hole deep enough in the backyard, they'd find China. What they really found was the previous owner's dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28384) - you deserved it (7098)

On 06/01/2015 at 6:45pm - kids - by pheonixxe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, the babysitter not only clogged the toilet, they tried to unclog it with our vacuum cleaner hose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26237) - you deserved it (1902)

On 05/31/2015 at 11:37pm - misc - by somebody (woman) - United States

Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23102) - you deserved it (2363)

On 05/30/2015 at 6:59am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29446) - you deserved it (2491)

On 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15267) - you deserved it (23457)

On 05/29/2015 at 4:15pm - health - by not a kiddy fiddler really (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26413) - you deserved it (2449)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:12am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30794) - you deserved it (2695)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:17am - health - by Anonymous - United States

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