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About PancakeSlap : Hi. I'm Bo, but you can call me Bo. I'm missing three fingers. Message me, or don't.
Time is killing me while I sleep, and I'm watching it happen in my dreams. There is no evil, just humanity.
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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML
Friday 17 April 2015