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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1085
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About PancakeSlap : Hi. I'm Bo, but you can call me Bo. My dogs are my life. In the picture is my companion Dogmeat (+10 points if you can name the movie). I'm missing three fingers. If you find them let me know! Feel free to ask me about it. Message me, or don't. I try to be friendly, and love talking to new people.
My life is sheer sugary confusion. Come get your footsie rolls!
Time is killing me while I sleep, and I'm watching it happen in my dreams. There is no evil, just humanity.
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Today, it's the third week of my dad's midlife crisis. So far he's blown half my college fund pimping out his piece of shit car, keeps texting me meme pictures, and keeps yelling "Savage!" and "Recked!" any time my mom makes a joke at anyone's expense. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22886) - you deserved it (1554)

On 09/23/2015 at 9:24am - misc - by Colin Jr. (man) - United States

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the one guy sitting next to me, and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML


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On 09/20/2015 at 11:23am - work - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML


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On 09/20/2015 at 9:44am - intimacy - by no I've never asked for anal (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML


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On 09/17/2015 at 10:54am - misc - by mother teresa was a cunt (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I accidentally came across a video of my parents on an amateur porn site. FML


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On 09/14/2015 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Motherf*cker - United States

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31541) - you deserved it (2751)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML


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On 09/08/2015 at 8:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24097) - you deserved it (2641)

On 08/18/2015 at 8:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21910) - you deserved it (5331)

On 08/07/2015 at 11:16am - work - by not telling you my name (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML


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On 07/04/2015 at 2:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML


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On 06/23/2015 at 4:00pm - animals - by ej6901 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to a job interview, and my father in law's house. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and noticed my bloody pantyliner had fallen out at one of these places. I don't know which one is worse. FML


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On 06/20/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by organizse - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML


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On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML


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On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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