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Pamina128
  • Town/Country : New York City!
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 October 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 14962
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Pamina128 : I really just signed up to comment on the fml's. Something about me? Opera and classical music are pretty much my life. Dance is a close second.

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Today, I was getting changed in front of my room mate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15188) - you deserved it (38817)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by EyesOffMe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66776) - you deserved it (2431)

On 06/25/2009 at 4:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter used pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. FML

#3137998 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (35247) - you deserved it (3388)

On 06/23/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by FastFlight (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

#2636104 (289)

I agree, your life sucks (48267) - you deserved it (3607)

On 06/05/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

#2526721 (259)

I agree, your life sucks (55874) - you deserved it (4332)

On 06/02/2009 at 7:08am - kids - by fallsdownplenty45 (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20374) - you deserved it (51953)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)



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