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About Pam_Dam : Not much to say. I'm a chick. And A teenager. I do and say and like a lot of stuff that you probaly don't care about. Or do you....?
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Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4966) - you deserved it (934)
On 05/13/2012 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 6:06pm - intimacy - by S12Sophia (woman) - France
Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7365) - you deserved it (1474)
On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 7:02am - intimacy - by epicsquishii (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Matt (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)
Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5403) - you deserved it (599)
On 04/26/2012 at 8:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 10:03am - intimacy - by mmmtortilla (woman) - Spain (Pais Vasco)
Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon
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