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About PaleInsanity : What's in a name: A friend of mine told me that he was the whitest boy in America. I told him I was the whitest girl. We bet a quarter (a whole quarter!) to see who was really the palest. I won. By a lot.

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Today, mah mom wishd me "Happy Conception Day." FML

#20462817
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25915) - you deserved it (4013)

On 01/16/2013 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, A STRANGER WAS KIND ENOUGH TO PLOW MAH DRIVEWAY DURING A BLIZZARD. HOWEVER, THEY WERE NOT KIND ENOUGH TO LEAVE THERE NUMBER AFTER PLOWING THE FRONT END OF MAH CAR. BIG FAT FML

#20431369
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28265) - you deserved it (2475)

On 12/30/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by imcold - United States

Today, I used the phrase ( bitch please ) in real life. It was funny until the ( bitch ) bitch-slapped me in the face. real FML

#20100764
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7556) - you deserved it (28549)

On 10/03/2012 at 11:14pm - misc - by staticman101 - United States (Michigan)

looool today I watched as neighbor walked to front lawn, looked me right in the eye, an pissed on mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (2938)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. real FML

#18825467
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24383) - you deserved it (3900)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today.. . I told mah boyfriend about how a few yeres ago I had cancer.. . an how I underwent radiation therapy . His response? "Did u glow in the dark?" FML

#18466406
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30362) - you deserved it (3525)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today Mah Dad And I Got Into A Fight Over Who Gets The Last Corner Piece Of The Brownies!! I Ended Up With A Black Eye And And A Sprained Wrist!! He Ended Up With The Brownie And Ran Away Laughing!! FML

#18275537
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24977) - you deserved it (6943)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today , my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute cuz he trid to kill his mother!! He also told me we will be together forever!! I'm scard!! FML

#18005142
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52838) - you deserved it (4890)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China

Today , mah mom bakad cupcakas 4 mah visiting grandparants. Latar , I saw mah grandpa chowing down on tham. Evan latar , mah mom damandad to knowhy thara wara a dozan cupcaka wrappars on mah bad. I'va assantially baan framad by mah own grandpa , and am now groundad 4 a month. FML

#17707171
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32040) - you deserved it (2534)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm - kids - by why?! (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9985) - you deserved it (50025)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got married. When mah father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to mah groom, he said, "She's yur problem now." FML

#14091137
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31779) - you deserved it (8013)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

after reading a very emotional article about always letting your lovd ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom an told her how much I lovd her an how thankful I was 4 everything . Her reply? ( Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen ) . FML

#6546127
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28820) - you deserved it (4032)

On 12/01/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by ilovemom (woman) - Costa Rica (Heredia)

Today... I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turnd around and saw about 30 of coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML

#4795795
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27325) - you deserved it (6567)

On 08/24/2009 at 9:45pm - work - by Sailorjoe (man) - United States (Hawaii)

yesterday I was on ma couc wen ma landlord walked in. He asked wat I was doing tere. I responded wit te same question. Apparently ma roommate forgot to call me an tell me tat our lease ended tree days ago. I am now standing in te parking lot wit all ma belongings , an it is raining. FML

#4288401
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50054) - you deserved it (6406)

On 08/04/2009 at 6:12pm - misc - by bigryngf (man) - United States (Illinois)



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