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PaladinAK
  • Town/Country : Anchorage, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 April 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (136229) - you deserved it (11007)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32103) - you deserved it (6932)

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