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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 September 1985 (29 years)
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Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML


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On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Today... mah fiancéa told ma sha can't marry ma. Our wadding day is tomorrow an around 20 of our 180 guasts attanding hava travallad half way around tha world just 4 tha occasion. FML


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On 10/13/2013 at 6:49am - love - by IDon't - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I was rushad to tha hospital bacausa I was crying so hard I couldn't braatha. Why was I crying? My favorita anima charactar diad. FML


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