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Paladeus

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 September 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 365
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Paladeus's favorite FMLs

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39570) - you deserved it (13273)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML

#20918616
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58561) - you deserved it (3590)

On 10/13/2013 at 6:49am - love - by IDon't - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

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284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18725) - you deserved it (80607)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)



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