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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 May 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 268
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

#9184901 (391)

I agree, your life sucks (43581) - you deserved it (4464)

On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with super glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

#7644326 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (5717) - you deserved it (33281)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm - misc - by Lance (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend said that we needed to talk, he then told me that he cheated on me with my brother several times, but that it was a mistake, he is in fact not gay, just experimenting, and that we should still stay together. My boyfriend is 26, and my brother has a wife. FML

#7631365 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (36962) - you deserved it (1845)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - love - by disgusted (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

#7552135 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (43618) - you deserved it (1391)

On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

#7231938 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (9040) - you deserved it (21161)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML

#5312576 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (35202) - you deserved it (2255)

On 09/17/2009 at 1:44pm - love - by Sadtimes - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was riding on the Moscow metro. My friend and I were joking around in English about taking a nap on the nerdy business man next to me. As we laughed and made comments about him, which we thought he couldn't understand, he asked, "First time in Moscow?" FML

#5126922 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (3589) - you deserved it (55159)

On 09/08/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by HotToTrotskyite (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my co-worker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she goes to the manager and accuses me of sexual harassment. Everyone applauded. FML

#4252851 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (40441) - you deserved it (2426)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML

#4157203 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (30672) - you deserved it (2721)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:56am - kids - by Rae (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

#285039 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (12077) - you deserved it (54927)

On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

#1813 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (14762) - you deserved it (903)

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