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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 April 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 659
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Pacmans_Homicide : Nose= In a book
Eyes= Watching a Tarantino film
Hands= Painting
Ears= Listening to Metal or Classic rock

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Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML


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