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Pacmans_Homicide
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 April 1991 (20 years)
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Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52654) - you deserved it (3716)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)



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