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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 139
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About P_M95 : Love the website, gives me something to do everyday when I get bored.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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P_M95's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML

#20452458
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31432) - you deserved it (2652)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:51pm - kids - by Grant - United States

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19156) - you deserved it (36687)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45833) - you deserved it (11769)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36037) - you deserved it (12780)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way my mother says, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then asks, "Does he know that?" FML

#532977
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61827) - you deserved it (13059)

On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - love - by ThanksMa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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