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Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML

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On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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On 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, whilst waiting tables at work, I served a young couple the milkshakes they had ordered. The woman at the next table verbally abused me for "teasing" her screaming sons with "unhealthy foods". FML

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On 06/25/2013 at 1:24am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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