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PYLrulz
  • Town/Country : Lancaster, Pennsylvania
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 May 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 36948
  • Number of comments : 676
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44035) - you deserved it (14244)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a large man walking behind me, I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, my door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. It was then I noticed it wasnt even my car. As I walked away from the other car, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8975) - you deserved it (41832)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by Fantastic (woman) - United States (California)



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