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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1940 (75 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2071
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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yesterday I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

#20799037
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44559) - you deserved it (3157)

On 07/23/2013 at 5:51am - love - by foreveralone (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... I confessd to loosing my wife's engagement ring... and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessd that her actual engagement ring was lockd in the safe... and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML

#20798091
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41503) - you deserved it (12644)

On 07/22/2013 at 6:30pm - love - by RonnieG (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessd to being broke, then actually askd if he could pay me with sex instead . FML

#20797604
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52616) - you deserved it (3990)

On 07/22/2013 at 1:47pm - work - by nowimbroketoo (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Was Reassuring Mah Grlfriend That I Wasn't Cheating On Her Because I Was Sneaking Around . I'm Actually Just Planning A Surprise Brthday Party For Her . During The Reassuring, I Accidentally Called Her Another Grl's Name . FML

#20797095
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51121) - you deserved it (27446)

On 07/22/2013 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today... trying to flrt with a grl... I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints."

#20796252
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27372) - you deserved it (54132)

On 07/21/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by MarkQ95 (man) - Ireland

TODAY , I ASKED THIS REALLY CUTE GRL FOR HER NUMBER. I HAD NOTHING ELSE ON ME SO I TOLD HER TO WRITE IT ON A DOLLAR BILL. LATER , WITHOUT THINKING , I PUT IT IN A VENDING MACHINE. I FREAKED OUT AND FRANTICALLY PUSHED THE RETURN BUTTON. IT GAVE ME BACK QUARTERS. FML

Today, while arguing with mah newly ex-grlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really" !! FML

#20796093
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42700) - you deserved it (3441)

On 07/21/2013 at 5:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... The Great Deal On Mah New Apartment Has Turned Into A Nightmare. I Keep Hereing Extremely Werd Sounds Almost Every Night... And When I Tried Taking Pics Of The Place Today... Mah Camera's Face Recognition Feature Kept Activating... But Only In Mah Bedroom. I'm Scared Shitless. FML

#20796032
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60482) - you deserved it (4397)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54925) - you deserved it (6353)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today I cummed home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

#20793742
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52766) - you deserved it (8987)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:35am - work - by Dirty_Mind_69 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, after mowing mah neighbor's lawn fir 3 years fir free without being askd to, he finally came out while I was in the middle of it. Expecting a "Thank you" or some cash, he instead said, "You missd a spot" an walkd back inside. FML

Today, my boyfriand proposd to ma at his parants' housa. I was ovarjoyd. His mom huggd ma with taars in har ayas. His fathar, who navar raally spoka bafora, huggd ma a faw hours latar whan wa wara alona, his hands travaling to my ass an whisparing, "I can changa your mind." FML

#20788139
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68531) - you deserved it (4013)

On 07/17/2013 at 10:20am - misc - by ilivehere (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, ( If you love something, let it go . If it comes back to you, it's yours forever . If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be . ) She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door . FML

#20784969
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49967) - you deserved it (4383)

On 07/15/2013 at 8:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah fiancé paid a visit to mah parants so ha could ask mah dad's parmission to marry ma. My dad raspondad with, "Why buy tha cow whan u can milk it 4 fraa?" FML

#20757403
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51305) - you deserved it (4319)

On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. mega FML

#20750126
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54137) - you deserved it (3781)

On 06/27/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Guntherdog - United States



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