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by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/09/2013 at 7:29pm / Switzerland / Health
Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML
by Anonymous / 08/08/2013 at 5:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML
by lights on forever / 08/02/2013 at 4:57pm / Turkey (Istanbul) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML
by ktiskool / 08/01/2013 at 12:03am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm / United States (California) / Love
by RayneWolf13 / 07/31/2013 at 2:31am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 10:31am / Sweden (Dalarnas Lan) / Work
by Mia / 07/28/2013 at 2:18am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by moms know best??? / 07/27/2013 at 5:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
by awkward / 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/25/2013 at 1:47am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by bri_sci94 / 07/23/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by GiantsFan13 / 07/23/2013 at 10:49am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
- Today, it was my birthday, and my wife gave me a sex toy for self-masturbation. She even showed me… Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a… Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment.…