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by anon / 09/09/2013 at 11:15am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm / Switzerland (Bern) / Work
Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML
by thissinglelife / 09/06/2013 at 2:42am / United States (California) / Love
by single again / 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
by Anonymous / 09/05/2013 at 2:47am / United Kingdom (Warrington) / Miscellaneous
by aherdofpigs / 09/02/2013 at 3:22pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 2:22pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 1:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by yourfault / 09/02/2013 at 11:10am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
by no life to fuck :/ / 08/30/2013 at 7:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
by Anonyme / 08/30/2013 at 6:59am / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" and I'm 26. Truth is, I've been in the same relationship for over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 8:48pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
by IronSkye / 08/29/2013 at 6:55am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Kids
- Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that… Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity,… Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked…