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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 September 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3033
  • Number of comments : 272
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PSQ91 : Nach der Morgenröte, kam das Tagesgelb
In der Nacht waren wir blauer als die Farbe selbst
Jetzt ist alles monochrom
Der Mensch ist elektrisch
Seit du weg bist, bin ich ohne Strom
Es ist wahr, am Ende werden nur Narben bleiben
Die Schmerzen werden klein und groß mit den Jahreszeiten
Irgendwann werd auch ich auf ihre Bahre steigen
Du bist und bleibst mein grosses Fragezeichen.

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PSQ91's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40344) - you deserved it (9559)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML

#14208916
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37253) - you deserved it (3801)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

#14160677
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34769) - you deserved it (2322)

On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

#14021574
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26846) - you deserved it (5805)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:13am - intimacy - by unsatisfied - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML

#13994749
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29303) - you deserved it (14109)

On 11/27/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

#13990744
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32710) - you deserved it (7039)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17548) - you deserved it (48469)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

#13909761
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41176) - you deserved it (4046)

On 11/20/2010 at 9:00am - animals - by serveandprotectyeahright - United States (New York)

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

#13894998
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25754) - you deserved it (3357)

On 11/19/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Amanda -

Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML

#13876258
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24474) - you deserved it (10458)

On 11/17/2010 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by bottomdrawerraider (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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