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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1843
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About PIGaming : No one has ever caled me the stig... D;

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Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58228) - you deserved it (3625)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today, my escape artist of a dog got out. She not only chased someone else's cat into someone else's house, but promptly defecated all over their living room floor out of excitement. That's one way to meet the new neighbors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38230) - you deserved it (4808)

On 04/28/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Cat vs. Dog - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was texting a girl I like, explaining how she looks like an attractive celebrity. She responded with a picture of a very unattractive lady and asked if she looked like that. I told her if she had been caught in a burning building, then yes, that would look like her. It was of her mom. FML

Today, I finished building a porch I've worked hard on for the past 2 weeks, and I was very proud on how amazing it turned out. Within 20 minutes of it being completed, my pregnant dog decided to crawl underneath it to have her puppies. I had to take half the porch apart to get to her and them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46060) - you deserved it (5269)

On 04/22/2014 at 10:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML


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On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML


I agree, your life sucks (44532) - you deserved it (7113)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML


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On 04/17/2014 at 10:31pm - kids - by mommy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories sake". FML


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On 04/16/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by exasperated (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that the only female who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42979) - you deserved it (4473)

On 04/15/2014 at 5:55pm - love - by gerontofuck (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40531) - you deserved it (5136)

On 04/14/2014 at 7:43pm - misc - by stupidcunt (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML


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On 04/13/2014 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, due to my wife saying I never cook and we always order pizza, I spent a good hour preparing dinner. While serving it to my kids, they started complaining. My wife told them to shut up. When she took a bite, she looked up at me, smiled, and said, "Do you, you know, want to just order pizza?" FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by Max - United States

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