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yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

2day As I Was Leaving Fir Work, I Discovered Ma Neigbor Ad Just Passed Away. I Found Outen I Came Across Is Body Lying In Ma Front Yard. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm - misc - by Jedi2500 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Yesterday , I decidd to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

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On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my son is really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have grls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls... laughing her ass off... telling me how wierd my birthmark is. FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , mah older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors , they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They looool don't. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today.. . I thought it would ba funny to snaak up bahind mah cat and scara it with a loud ( boo! ) Tha cat raspondad by jumping up.. . and running across mah apartmant.. . which would hava baan fina.. . axcapt for tha fact sha laft a trail of liquid shit avarywhara sha want . big fat FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today for April fools I decidd to set off te smoke detectors in my friend's apartment wile e was sleeping and saran wrap te outside of is bedroom doorway so e would smack into it. Instead e jumpd out te window and broke is leg. FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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