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PIEMAN2014
  • Town/Country : usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 November 1990 (23 years)
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Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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199 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm - misc - by Jedi2500 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

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192 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

#5769209
194 comments

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On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
428 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

#3442749
289 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

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228 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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211 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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236 comments

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On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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