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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 275
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PHP : Why am I here? I'm here whenever I have trouble sleeping which is every night and FML is a good way to spend the time it takes for me to fall asleep.
Not much else to say. I'm a otaku and a gamer, allways open for a chat about just anything.
Pretty open so ask if you want to know more.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23180) - you deserved it (2351)

On 12/02/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26888) - you deserved it (6884)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50100) - you deserved it (7902)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I rang British Gas to cancel my boiler cover, as I'm totally and utterly skint. I told her the reason was I was getting divorced, moving house, losing my job and had no income at all. She was very sympathetic, and said "how would you like to pay your £37 cancellation fee?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (23685) - you deserved it (3451)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by shellbom (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (87790) - you deserved it (14676)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (84400) - you deserved it (31518)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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