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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PHP : Why am I here? I'm here whenever I have travel sleeping which is every night and FML is a good way to spend the the time it takes for me to fall asleep.
Not much else to say. I'm a otaku and a gamer, allways open for a chat about just anything.
Pretty open so ask if you want to know more.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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PHP's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22438) - you deserved it (2284)

On 12/02/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25955) - you deserved it (6762)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49927) - you deserved it (7889)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I rang British Gas to cancel my boiler cover, as I'm totally and utterly skint. I told her the reason was I was getting divorced, moving house, losing my job and had no income at all. She was very sympathetic, and said "how would you like to pay your £37 cancellation fee?" FML


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On 11/17/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by shellbom (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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