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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About PCJJacket : My name is Reyes. I go to college and it's the best! Well, not really. Actually not at all. Anyways, I love cars and animals. Big sense of humor.

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PCJJacket's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57360) - you deserved it (5576)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67128) - you deserved it (5421)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:03pm - love - by wrecked (man) - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50525) - you deserved it (25227)

On 05/05/2014 at 1:30pm - intimacy - by PCJJacket - United States (California)

Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (62087) - you deserved it (6525)

On 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm - kids - by unknown (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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