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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PAsurvivor : Hello!!!

What can I say, I love country music, meeting new people and playing Xbox. CJ major and hopefully soon a LEO.

Feel free to message me to talk or whatever other reasons you may have, I'm always bored looking for stuff to do.

"Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future"

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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PAsurvivor's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50482) - you deserved it (8008)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45077) - you deserved it (4771)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8410) - you deserved it (54751)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33705) - you deserved it (123498)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

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