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P1tchB14ck
  • Town/Country : U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 February 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 154
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About P1tchB14ck : My name is Peter
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you can also find me on facebook
User name is also my xbox GT

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Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

#19623439 (273)

I agree, your life sucks (10276) - you deserved it (1095) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

#19269452 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (11102) - you deserved it (681)

On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (33149) - you deserved it (2574)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (10019) - you deserved it (1539) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML

#17936936 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (21675) - you deserved it (4924)

On 10/08/2011 at 6:10pm - love - by EFFFF (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML

#17457202 (251)

I agree, your life sucks (30161) - you deserved it (10795)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

#17381652 (306)

I agree, your life sucks (23753) - you deserved it (3672)

On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282 (378)

I agree, your life sucks (43079) - you deserved it (4462)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33895) - you deserved it (2536)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756 (322)

I agree, your life sucks (74697) - you deserved it (4278)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)



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