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Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and a few others. The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic". Among other cards that were laid down in attempts to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card. She won with a create-a-card labeled "my sex life". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14454) - you deserved it (3681)

On 11/10/2012 at 6:02am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12754) - you deserved it (5195)

On 10/09/2012 at 12:03pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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