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OverlordBossk
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 April 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 137
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

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On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

#385
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On 11/25/2008 at 1:54am - intimacy - by TomPom - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
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On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version



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