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Today, both of my grandparent died in a car accident. My Mom an Dad thought it would looool make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

#6774079
132 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with . There was a preview fir an upcoming 3D movie . I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before . She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye . Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

#6762994
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26013) - you deserved it (4225)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:49am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I really wanted something to drink . I looked in the fridge, an found some of my looool grandma's soy milk . I decide to take a swig, an instead of tasting soy, I tasted rotten chicken . Turns out my grandma knew I drink her soy milk an decided to swap it with expired chicken broth . FML

#6689235
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8564) - you deserved it (36286)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:41am - work - by souped (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I faintd 4 the first time in life. I was in the shower. With girlfriend. Apparently, brain an erection had a battle 4 who got the most blood, an erection won. FML

#6583595
70 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Yastarday I Found Out That My Friands Wara Convincd That I Was Gay. I Hava Known Most Of Tham Fir 3 Plus Yaars Thay All Thought My Girlfriand Was A Spacial Shopping Partnar. I Found This Out Whila Announcing My Angagamant. FML

#6580015
112 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

today my sister was dumpd by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, your the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of yur sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

#6570014
85 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 5:27pm - love - by UglySister - United Kingdom (London)

Today... me an my grlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. Wile at a stop ligt... se startd to make tese werd noises. Turns out se was aving an orgasm. I still can't give er one. mega FML

#6534520
79 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday.. . mah girlfriend's parent wanted to cook dinner fir me . After a whole day of cooking up a storm.. . her parent cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb.. . pork chops and grilled chicken . Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture . I'm vegetarian looool . FML

#6500045
168 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 7:40pm - misc - by NickC (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving mah roommate a blowjob was real . He just pretended it never happened . FML

#6494612
122 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

Today, I ad six friends round for pizza. Wen I went to answer te door to te delivery, my friends turned off te ligts and pretended tey weren't tereen I souted for elp carrying all te food. Not only does te cute delivery guy tink I'm greedy, but also tat I ave imaginary friends. FML

#6464238
46 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by has-evil-friends (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today , I was outside , peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back , knocking me into the cactus. mega FML

#6435507
131 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

Today... Lyk Many Other Days... I Fell Asleep In Math Class. Unlike Other Days... However... I Woke Up With A Starthile Ripping A Really Loud Fart In Mah Sleep. Thehole Class Heard It Because It Was During A Lecture. Even The Teacher Was Laughing At Me And I Had To Walk... No... Run Out Of The Room. FML

#6431680
39 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went over to mah best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him 4 a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now mah best friend thinks I 'taught' him something wierd. He won't talk to me.

#6422707
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29530) - you deserved it (2189)

On 11/23/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Yue (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to putted 17 year old cat down. I cried thehole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, dad's friend walks up to me and says, ( So, I heard u killed your cat? ) FML

#6415288
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31864) - you deserved it (3401)

On 11/22/2009 at 11:30pm - love - by petlover (woman) - United States (Texas)



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