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Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, two weeks after reporting our car was broken into, the police showed up to our flat. They came to inform us that our car was was broken into. We explained that we knew this and reported it weeks ago. Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 2:01am - misc - by zenithbelana (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I received a phone call from the local utilities company, telling me in essence: "We regret to inform you that your meter was switched, and we have been billing you for an unoccupied unit for the past 15 months. You owe us $1123.28. We apologize for any inconvenience." FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 11:32am - money - by MelMayle (woman) - United States
Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version
Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm - work - by manksy (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 10:43pm - animals - by DOGSNACHER (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 7:37pm - love - by ITalkGood - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 4:10am - misc - by mothapuka (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was trying to read a book for school, but kept falling asleep. Following some advice from a friend I tried reading on the uncomfortable floor. Two hours later my dog woke me up by peeing on my face. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 12:05am - animals - by sleepy (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 6:32pm - misc - by everyonewasstaring (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)
Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
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