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Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

#135663
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I agree, your life sucks (22458) - you deserved it (35140)

On 02/25/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
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I agree, your life sucks (48559) - you deserved it (6624)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version



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