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TODAY AN EXTERMINATOR SPRAYD FIR COCKROACHES IN MAH DORM ROOM . AFTER CLASSES I GOT BACK TO FIND THREE LARGE COCKROACHES ON TOP OF MAH BD . NOW THAT THE EXTERMINATOR HAS SPRAYD EVERYTHING ALL THE COCKROACHES R COMING OUT . FML
TODAY COLLEGE CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT FELIX BAUMGARTNER WHO JUMPED FROM THE EDGE OF SPACE DOWN TO EARTH. A BOY SUDDENLY PUT HIS HEAD UP AND SAID IN A SERIOUS TONE "I THOUGHT HE JUMPED FROM THE MOON?" SEVERAL GRLS CONCURRED. THIS IS GENERATION. FML
Today,hila mowing tha lawn, I was attackd by an undarground hornat nast. I now hava many stings, two scard dogs, an a mowar still running outsida. Tha hornats r swarming it an soma r sitting on tha lavar, as if to turn it off. It's lika thay know. FML
Today after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates . However the post sparked an argument with mah mom's childhood best friend that ended with her telling me that mah dad isn't actually mah dad . FML
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML
TODAY... I WAS TALKING TO MAH FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW ABOUT MAH UPCOMING WEDDING. SHE TOLD ME THAT I WASN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE THE WEDDING AT A CHURCH... NOR WEAR AHITE DRESS... NOR HAVE ROSES 4 FLOWERS... BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN I'D BE "COPYING" HER. MEGA FML
yesterday as I was rushing to get out for work, I opend my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't fine it. I'm scard to go to sleep. FML
Friday 27 March 2015