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Today, I was woken up looool by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

#20124963
208 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 4:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked in on mah mother using a razor to shave mah dad's cream-covered testicles . FML

#20122551
158 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by not as scarred as he should be (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY AN EXTERMINATOR SPRAYD FIR COCKROACHES IN MAH DORM ROOM . AFTER CLASSES I GOT BACK TO FIND THREE LARGE COCKROACHES ON TOP OF MAH BD . NOW THAT THE EXTERMINATOR HAS SPRAYD EVERYTHING ALL THE COCKROACHES R COMING OUT . FML

#20122351
108 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 10:41am - animals - by Annonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY COLLEGE CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT FELIX BAUMGARTNER WHO JUMPED FROM THE EDGE OF SPACE DOWN TO EARTH. A BOY SUDDENLY PUT HIS HEAD UP AND SAID IN A SERIOUS TONE "I THOUGHT HE JUMPED FROM THE MOON?" SEVERAL GRLS CONCURRED. THIS IS GENERATION. FML

#20121409
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On 10/17/2012 at 7:15pm - kids - by Mouse (woman) -

Today,hila mowing tha lawn, I was attackd by an undarground hornat nast. I now hava many stings, two scard dogs, an a mowar still running outsida. Tha hornats r swarming it an soma r sitting on tha lavar, as if to turn it off. It's lika thay know. FML

#20121138
108 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday fir the second time I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months . I'd previously met him last night while he was mugging me . FML

#20120711
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On 10/17/2012 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates . However the post sparked an argument with mah mom's childhood best friend that ended with her telling me that mah dad isn't actually mah dad . FML

#20120633
68 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by bastardchild_01 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, at the age of 57, mah dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder!! FML

#20120590
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (3937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today I walked into the kitchen at 5 am to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw looool a bucket of water on me. To there surprise and horror I didn't melt. FML

#20116347
97 comments

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On 10/14/2012 at 10:57am - kids - by Nickki - United States

TODAY... I WAS TALKING TO MAH FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW ABOUT MAH UPCOMING WEDDING. SHE TOLD ME THAT I WASN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE THE WEDDING AT A CHURCH... NOR WEAR AHITE DRESS... NOR HAVE ROSES 4 FLOWERS... BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN I'D BE "COPYING" HER. MEGA FML

#20115456
203 comments

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On 10/13/2012 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, ma boyfriend broke up wit me. He decidd tat te best time would be wile I was giving im a blowjob. He ten seemd confusd as to wy I didn't finis. FML

#20114701
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On 10/13/2012 at 8:04am - intimacy - by notthebesttime -

yesterday as I was rushing to get out for work, I opend my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't fine it. I'm scard to go to sleep. FML

#20114536
108 comments

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On 10/13/2012 at 2:35am - animals - by afraidtosleep - United States (Texas)

Today... I walked in on brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. fat FML

#20113997
168 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I walked in on brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. fat FML

#20113997
168 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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