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Today, I went to a club with girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confrontd her. She stormd off to the bar and said something to her friend,ho then came over and angrily slappd me across the face. Yeah, I'm confusd too. FML

#20490582
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I agree, your life sucks (48107) - you deserved it (3330)

On 02/02/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today... While Trucking... I Got Stuck In Traffic On A Congested Highway. After 15 Minutes Of Mind-numbing Boredom... I Glanced Down At The Car Beside Me... Only To Witness The Driver Changing Her Tampon And Flicking The Old One Onto The Highway. I Can't Unsee This. FML

#20489402
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On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday I finally found the courage to ask a guy I lyk out fir a drink. He accepted, we drank, an when it cummed time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him dad's number instead. FML

#20489080
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On 02/01/2013 at 2:59pm - love - by 3some? uh, no (woman) - Dominican Republic

Today... my grandmoter walked in on me watcing porn on my computer. Se looked at te woman on te screen and said... "I used to ave tits lyk tat... but look wat aving 7 kids did to tem." Now I'm scarred for life. FML

#20488708
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On 02/01/2013 at 6:05am - intimacy - by Master Debater (man) - Australia

TODAY, I TOLD MY PARENTS TAT WAT I'D REALLY LYK 4 MY 21ST BIRTDAY IS TE 1865 EDITION OF TE MEMOIRS OF SAINT-SIMON IN 22 VOLUMES TAT I FOUND ONLINE 4 $200, AN AVE BEEN WANTING 4 MONTS. TEY LAUGED AN SAID, "YEA, RIGT. WE'LL GET U AN IPONE AN PERAPS YOU'LL BECOME NORMAL." FML

#20488681
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On 02/01/2013 at 4:19am - misc - by HistoryFreak (woman) - France

Today , I actually considered mah boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML

#20488602
116 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah pants rippd while I was at work. I had to keep mah balls to the wall while I dodgd customers and edgd ever closer to the break room. Before I could call mah wife and ask her to bring a new pair, mah boss burst in, got pissd, and made me go back out and deal with rate customers. FML

#20487736
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On 01/31/2013 at 3:27pm - work - by fuckit (man) - Italy (Lazio)

Yesterday, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML

#20487281
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On 01/31/2013 at 4:07am - misc - by Why Me? (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I spent most of mah daughter's 8th brthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was putted in a cast. Apparently mah son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on there 8th brthday before encouraging her to fine out by jumping off the slippery slide. mega FML

#20486554
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On 01/30/2013 at 5:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , during frst day as a medical intern in a new ward , I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream , "Who are you?! You don't even work here , you pervert!" FML

#20486562
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47884) - you deserved it (3574) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

Today , I got my retainer fitted. It stimulates my gag reflex so badly that I gag every time I try so say anything with a 'P' in it. My orthodontist laughed an suggested I get a thesaurus. FML

#20485855
95 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 2:52am - health - by Miss Blairgowrie (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place lyk some kind of mucus cannon!! FML

#20484952
82 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 4:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, My Sister's Boyfriend Called While She Was Out . The Second I Answered He Tried To Have Phone Sex With Me . When I Explained To Him That I Wasn't My Sister And That We Just Sound The Same On The Phone, He Replied, "Don't Care, Let's Keep Going." FML

#20484366
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On 01/29/2013 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Awkward... (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I hered an owl near my house . I got excited , as they are not common in the area , an I listened intently to try an locate the source of the sound . After a few minutes , I realized I was not listening to an owl , but to my mother's sex noises . FML

#20480168
81 comments

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On 01/26/2013 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by movingout - Australia (Victoria)

today I told ma boyfriend about ma upcoming mout surgery. He freakd out. Not cuz e's worrid about me but cuz I told im I will not be able to give im ead for two weeks. mega FML



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