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Today I was bitched out at 2am by my parents fir trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking looool out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

#21048094
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42046) - you deserved it (3659)

On 02/02/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Out Jogging, Wen I Saw A Girl Fall Off Er Bike An Start Crying. I Ran Over To See If Se Was Urt. Apparently Er Neigbour Tougt I Was Trying To Kidnap Er, Because E Ran Out Wit A Baseball Bat An Treatend To Beat Me To Deat If I Didn't Get Lost. FML

#20647971
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47170) - you deserved it (2818)

On 05/07/2013 at 4:21pm - kids - by bet a woman would've been thanked (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Yesterday the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night has attracted a horde of actual crickets into mah bedroom. FML

#20062154
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13033) - you deserved it (24756)

On 09/07/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Gurl - Ireland (Dublin)

2day my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

#19303297
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25154) - you deserved it (3735)

On 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man cummd up to use the one next to me. As he approachd, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretendd to look at mah knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26954) - you deserved it (2642)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute grl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears an said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in mah dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54554) - you deserved it (6860)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)



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