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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 2:49am - health - by WIIslave (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband who I haven't actually talked to in 2 and 1/2 weeks since he is deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle, in Call of Duty. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by Dejected (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
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On 09/26/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by desperate (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)
Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)
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