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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1531
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Otaku31 : I'm an otaku. If you don’t know what that means then you probably aren’t one :P
My favorite manga and anime include:
Fairy Tail
Skip Beat!
Shingeki no Kyojin
Legend of Basara
Reimie no Arcana
Tokyo Crazy Paradise
Fruits Basket
Don’t Cry Girl
Kimi ni Todoke
Mirai Nikki
Ouran High School Host Club
Tomodachi no Hanashi
Bitter Virgin
Love so life
School Rumble
7 Seeds
The Wallflower

As for music, I like Japanese pop/rock. My favorite song is Call My Name by Yousei Teikoku.
Um... besides anime and manga I like the color black the best. Some TV shows I like are Firefly, Xena: Warrior Princess, and Charmed. My favorite games are The Sims2 and Spyro.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Otaku31's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML


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On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML


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On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML


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On 04/17/2015 at 11:27am - health - by Mitchellbassists (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML


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On 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML


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On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML


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On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML


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On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML


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On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML


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On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML


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On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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