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About Otaku31 : I'm an otaku. If you don’t know what that means then you probably aren’t one :P
My favorite manga and anime include:
Shingeki no Kyojin
Legend of Basara
Reimie no Arcana
Tokyo Crazy Paradise
Don’t Cry Girl
Kimi ni Todoke
Ouran High School Host Club
Tomodachi no Hanashi
Love so life
As for music, I like Japanese pop/rock. My favorite song is Call My Name by Yousei Teikoku.
Um... besides anime and manga I like the color black the best. Some TV shows I like are Firefly, Xena: Warrior Princess, and Charmed. My favorite games are The Sims2 and Spyro.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML
Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Friday 17 October 2014