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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by poisonhand / 02/03/2009 at 3:46am / United States (Michigan) / Work
- Today, my mom and I took my old and sick guinea pig to the vet. The vet told us he was nearing the… Today, at the restaurant I work at as a busser, I saw a table had left so of course I went to clean… Today, I was trying to be sexy for my boyfriend, but I slipped and bashed my face on the bad. Now I…
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…