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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Osmoses : I got nothing funny or important to say here so um.... How's life?

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
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I agree, your life sucks (20564) - you deserved it (44549)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14470) - you deserved it (38658)

On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21596) - you deserved it (18373)

On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - kids - by ohemgee23 (woman) - United States (California)



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