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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 319
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Osmoses : I got nothing funny or important to say here so um.... How's life?

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Osmoses's favorite FMLs

Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overheard two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents and grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. FML

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47180) - you deserved it (5428)

On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38143) - you deserved it (8309) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was severely chewed out by my boss because, according to him, I look down on him too often. I'm 6ft5. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22942) - you deserved it (1560) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/13/2012 at 4:23pm - work - by makiju - Sent from mobile version

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19787) - you deserved it (6353) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29237) - you deserved it (1726) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by MonCoiffeurAdoré -

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26698) - you deserved it (2156) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/03/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Laura (woman) - France



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