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Osmoses
  • Town/Country : I don't know.., United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 200
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Osmoses : I got nothing funny or important to say here so um.... How's life?

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Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overheard two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents and grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. FML

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41863) - you deserved it (4302)

On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35303) - you deserved it (7893) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was severely chewed out by my boss because, according to him, I look down on him too often. I'm 6ft5. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21587) - you deserved it (1466) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/13/2012 at 4:23pm - work - by makiju - Sent from mobile version

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18744) - you deserved it (6180) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27764) - you deserved it (1618) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by MonCoiffeurAdoré -

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25239) - you deserved it (2050) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/03/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Laura (woman) - France



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