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Orlandu

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 286
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 11:17pm<b>ermagherdaturdis</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 9:49am

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Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm / United States / Love