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Orlaf
  • Town/Country : Detroit, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 July 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 350
  • Number of comments : 0
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Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11080) - you deserved it (35319)

On 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm - money - by shushingmoon (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

#5163293 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (30013) - you deserved it (4524)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:02am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

#5149923 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (30799) - you deserved it (3279)

On 09/09/2009 at 3:33pm - kids - by WOCOACH (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481 (414)

I agree, your life sucks (52742) - you deserved it (12085)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41195) - you deserved it (1513)

On 08/28/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by wtfman101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

#4207325 (277)

I agree, your life sucks (43793) - you deserved it (9280)

On 08/01/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Maria39018 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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