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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 July 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2566
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Originality18 : I'm a singer at the Eastman School of Music. I like horror movies, video games, and hanging out with friends. :D

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44271) - you deserved it (10611)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8130) - you deserved it (79217)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by Chris - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (117535) - you deserved it (13618)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

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